madathonist

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a person who turns calm people into screaming messes with one bad joke
Why did you bring my dog to a math test?
I didn't know you had a math test. I thought it was a dog show.
You're the worst.
2
a person who makes others angry just to see them fail
You failed the test? I didn't even try.
You failed because you were too busy laughing at me.
I just wanted to see you cry.
3
a person who starts a fight just for fun
Why did you start a fight in the grocery store?
I was bored.
You're the one who threw the cereal at me.
4
a person who yells at everyone just because they can
You yelled at the bus driver for no reason.
I was just trying to get my coffee.
You’re the reason the bus is late now.
5
a person who makes others mad just to feel important
Why did you make me late for work?
I thought you’d appreciate the attention.
You’re the worst.
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a person who starts arguments just to cause chaos
You started an argument in the park.
I was just sitting there.
You ruined my peaceful day.
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