madathap

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Madathap is when you’re too drunk to care that you’re too drunk to care.

I’m madathap. I don’t even know where my keys are.

She texted me at 3 AM and called me madathap. I replied with a photo of a cat.

He tried to explain his life choices. I just said, ‘You’re madathap.’

Madathap is when you drink so much you forget your own name and then blame everyone else.

I drank six beers and now I’m madathap. My dog knows my name better than I do.

At the party, he said, ‘I’m not madathap, I’m just having fun.’ Then he fell off the couch.

She texted me, ‘You’re madathap again. I’m sending you a pizza.’

Madathap is when you’re so wasted you think you’re a superhero and everyone else is your nemesis.

He drank the whole bottle and said, ‘I’m madathap, the mighty one.’

She texted me, ‘You’re madathap again. I’m going to bed.’

At the bar, he yelled, ‘I’m madathap! You can’t beat me!’ Then he cried.

Madathap is when you drink so much you don’t remember your own problems and then make up new ones.

He drank all night and now he’s madathap. He thinks his neighbor is trying to steal his soul.

She texted me, ‘You’re madathap again. I’m calling the cops.’

He came to my house and said, ‘I’m madathap. You owe me money.’

Madathap is when you’re so drunk you think you’re famous and everyone else is just pretending to like you.

He said, ‘I’m madathap. I’m famous. You’re just pretending to like me.’

She texted me, ‘You’re madathap again. I’m giving you a break this time.’

He walked into the store and said, ‘I’m madathap. You should know who I am.’ The clerk said, ‘No, sir. You’re just drunk.’