madarbhagat

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a person so annoying they make your brain want to quit
My brother is a madarbhagat. He talks nonstop even when no one is listening.
This teacher is a madarbhagat. She gives homework every day and never finishes a class on time.
My friend’s dog is a madarbhagat. It barks at everything, even the mailman.
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someone so bad at everything they make you want to cry
My cousin is a madarbhagat. He failed math, art, and even how to tie shoes.
That guy in the class is a madarbhagat. He can’t even spell his own name.
My mom’s neighbor is a madarbhagat. He tried to plant a tree and it died in one day.
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a person who is so stupid they think the sky is blue because they heard it from a chicken
My dad is a madarbhagat. He believes the moon is made of cheese and that aliens live in the fridge.
My friend’s brother is a madarbhagat. He thinks the internet is a real place and that cats are plotting against him.
My teacher’s dog is a madarbhagat. It thinks the classroom is a hotel and it’s checking out.
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a person so lazy they would rather die than do one simple task
My mom is a madarbhagat. She forgot to cook dinner and now we’re eating cereal for dinner again.
My neighbor is a madarbhagat. He wouldn’t even answer the door. He just yelled through the wall.
My brother is a madarbhagat. He left his homework on the floor and now he’s crying.
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a person who is so rude they would talk to a baby like it was their enemy
My friend’s dad is a madarbhagat. He shouted at the baby like it had stolen his wallet.
That guy at the store is a madarbhagat. He yelled at the cashier for giving him the wrong bag.
My cousin’s teacher is a madarbhagat. She screamed at the class for drawing a mustache on the blackboard.
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