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you only get hard when a girl’s name is madara and you see her in the shower
my cousin said he’d rather die than date anyone else
i blocked 7 people for calling her ‘mara’
he cried when he found out his crush was named ‘madara’
madarasexual
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you’re a total loser who only likes girls named madara and you act like it’s a superpower
he proposed to a girl he’d never met just because she had the name
she had the name and he called her ‘queen’ in front of everyone
he got into a fight over a spelling mistake on her name
3
you’re a madarasexual and you think it’s a real thing even though no one else cares
he made a playlist called ‘madara songs’ and it’s just one song
he sent 200 messages to a girl who had the name
he told his mom he was ‘too busy with madara stuff’
4
you’re a guy who only likes girls named madara and you’re not even trying to hide it
he walked out of class when the teacher said ‘madara’
he got a tattoo of the name and it’s spelled wrong
he screamed ‘i love madara’ in the middle of a restaurant
5
you’re so obsessed with madara that you ignore everything else and it’s kinda sad
he missed his birthday party because he was texting madara
he cried when his dog was named ‘mara’
he got a job just to be near a girl named madara
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you only like girls named madara and you’re not even the slightest bit cool about it
he told his crush’s sister she was ‘not madara enough’
he sent a 10-page essay about why madara is the best
he got in trouble for drawing madara on the board