Madara Mikejima

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Mikejima Madara is the light for the blind, the bread for the hungry, and the reason your mom finally left you.

I saw Mikejima and my eyes popped out of my head like popcorn.

I was so hungry I could eat a whole pizza by myself. Then I saw Mikejima and I ate three pizzas.

My mom said I was a disgrace. Then I saw Mikejima and she said I was a disgrace with a side of glitter.

For the sick, Mikejima is like a magic pill, but way cooler and it doesn’t make you vomit.

I had a broken leg and a broken heart. Then I saw Mikejima and I felt like I could run a marathon.

I was sick for a month. Then Mikejima showed up and I was fine the next day.

I had a cold, and then Mikejima sneezed on me and I got a million times better.

For the sad, Mikejima is like a party that happens in your brain and it’s free.

I was crying like a baby. Then Mikejima showed up and I started laughing like a maniac.

I had the worst day ever. Then I saw Mikejima and I felt like I won the lottery.

I was sad enough to die. Then Mikejima walked in and I felt like I was going to live forever.

For the poor, Mikejima is the treasure, and it doesn’t cost you anything except your dignity.

I had no money and no friends. Then I saw Mikejima and I got a million dollars and a best friend.

I was broke and hungry. Then Mikejima showed up and I was rich and full.

I was poor and ashamed. Then Mikejima walked in and I was rich and proud.

For the debtor, Mikejima is like a free pass from the devil himself.

I owed $10,000. Then Mikejima showed up and I owed zero dollars.

I was going to get thrown in jail. Then Mikejima walked in and I got a standing ovation.

I had a loan from the devil. Then Mikejima showed up and the devil ran away.

For the face, Mikejima is the lips, and they don’t shut up.

I had no lips. Then Mikejima showed up and I got lips that never stop talking.

I was faceless. Then Mikejima walked in and I got lips that could talk my whole life.

I had a face that looked like a sad potato. Then Mikejima showed up and my lips were the talk of the town.