madaptation

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A crazy, life-ruining, and possibly deadly obsession that happens when someone tries to change their life and fails completely.

I tried to become a famous singer. Now I live in my mom's basement and eat cereal for dinner.

He quit his job to start a band. Now he's homeless and plays guitar in the park.

She tried to be a influencer. Now she just posts pictures of her cat and a bag of chips.

A state where someone is so messed up from trying to change their life that they might as well be dead.

He tried to be a rapper. Now he just raps to his dog in the middle of the night.

She tried to start a business. Now she’s broke and lives in a van.

He quit school to be a dancer. Now he just dances on the street and asks for money.

A crazy, painful, and totally useless obsession that happens when someone tries to change their life and ends up making it worse.

He tried to be a rock star. Now he just screams at strangers and drinks all day.

She tried to become a fashion designer. Now she wears socks as hats and lives in a closet.

He left his job to be a magician. Now he just pulls out a rubber chicken and calls it a trick.

A terrible, annoying, and possibly deadly obsession that happens when someone tries to change their life and ends up being a total disaster.

He tried to be a professional wrestler. Now he just wrestles his neighbor and loses every time.

She tried to start a restaurant. Now she just serves burnt toast and calls it gourmet.

He tried to be a superhero. Now he just wears a cape and runs around the block.

A complete, ridiculous, and possibly fatal obsession that happens when someone tries to change their life and ends up looking like a fool.

He tried to be a singer. Now he just sings in the shower and nobody cares.

She tried to become a movie star. Now she just walks around with a sign that says 'I’m famous.'

He tried to be a CEO. Now he just sits in a chair and eats donuts all day.