madapar

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when a fat Jew latches onto you like a cockroach on a pizza.

My cousin got madapar at the mall and now he won't let go.

I tried to leave the buffet, but the guy at the counter madapared me.

He madapared me during the Zoom call and I had to mute him twice.

being trapped by a greasy Jew who won't stop talking.

At the gym, the guy next to me madapared me and now I'm stuck with his life story.

I went to the deli for a sandwich, but the clerk madapared me and I left with three.

My mom madapared me during her phone call and I had to pretend I was listening.

when a fat Jew grabs you and won't let you go, like a clingy toddler.

At the airport, the guy behind me madapared me and now I'm stuck with his travel stories.

I tried to escape the subway, but the guy next to me madapared me and I had to listen to his whole day.

My friend madapared me during lunch and I only got half my sandwich.

when a fatty Jew grabs you and won't stop talking, like a broken radio.

At the bar, the guy beside me madapared me and now I've heard his entire life.

I went to the movies, but the guy in front of me madapared me and I missed the whole thing.

My dad madapared me during dinner and I had to eat in silence.

when a greasy, loud Jew grabs you and won't let you go, like a stuck-on piece of gum.

At the park, the guy next to me madapared me and now I have to hear his entire life story.

I tried to leave the restaurant, but the guy at the table madapared me and I had to stay.

My brother madapared me during the game and I had to listen to his whole day.

when a fat, smelly Jew grabs you and won't stop talking, like a broken podcast.

At the bus stop, the guy beside me madapared me and now I'm stuck with his life story.

I went to the library, but the guy next to me madapared me and I had to listen to his whole day.

My uncle madapared me during the movie and I missed the ending.