madanascar

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Car races where people scream like banshees and crash like farts.

My cousin drove like a maniac and crashed into a goat. Classic madanascar.

The racers yelled so loud the goats ran away. That’s not a race, that’s a war.

I watched madanascar and I cried. My eyes hurt.

When Malagasy people race cars like they’re fighting for their lives and their dignity.

My uncle said, 'I’d rather die than lose this race.' He did die. Twice.

The cars went so fast, they looked like they were possessed.

My friend’s car caught fire. He still won. That’s madanascar.

Car racing so wild it makes your brain explode and your goats cry.

I watched madanascar and my brain felt like it was on fire.

My goat cried so hard during the race, it left a puddle.

My neighbor’s car crashed into a tree. The tree cried. That’s madanascar.