Madamustache

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A mustache a woman grows. It’s like a facial hair beard but for ladies who don’t want to look like a man who failed at being a woman.
My aunt has a Madamustache so big it looks like she’s trying to scare her grandkids.
My mom’s Madamustache is so thick, she could start a trend.
My neighbor’s Madamustache is so wild, it looks like it has a life of its own.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A mustache a woman grows. It’s like a mustache but for women who don’t want to look like they’ve been dragged through a hedge backward.
My cousin’s Madamustache is so long, it’s like a cat walked across her face.
My grandma’s Madamustache is so bushy, it looks like it’s trying to take over her nose.
My teacher’s Madamustache is so wild, it looks like it’s been in a fight.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A mustache a woman grows. It’s like a mustache but for women who are tired of looking like they’ve never grown a single hair in their lives.
My mom’s Madamustache is so thick, it looks like it’s trying to take over her whole face.
My friend’s Madamustache is so long, it looks like it’s trying to get a job.
My sister’s Madamustache is so wild, it looks like it’s been in a war.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A mustache a woman grows. It’s like a mustache but for women who don’t want to look like they’ve been kicked by a donkey.
My neighbor’s Madamustache is so thick, it looks like it’s trying to start a revolution.
My mom’s Madamustache is so long, it looks like it’s trying to get a job.
My aunt’s Madamustache is so wild, it looks like it’s been in a fight.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
5
A mustache a woman grows. It’s like a mustache but for women who are tired of looking like they’ve never had a single hair on their face in their entire life.
My grandma’s Madamustache is so thick, it looks like it’s trying to take over her whole face.
My cousin’s Madamustache is so long, it looks like it’s trying to get a job.
My teacher’s Madamustache is so wild, it looks like it’s been in a war.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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