Madamme Sextreme

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The most amazing and hot girl ever, who thinks teenage mutant ninja turtles are the best and loves things that are striped and annoying.

I saw Madamme Sextreme eating pizza and it was like a movie.

She wore striped socks and I fell in love instantly.

She called my math teacher a nerd and he cried.

The ultimate queen who thinks teenage mutant ninja turtles are awesome and can’t stand anything that isn’t striped.

She screamed at the clouds for not being striped and they changed colors.

She drew a turtle on my math test and got an A+

She told my dad he was a bad dad and he quit his job.

The most amazing person on Earth who thinks teenage mutant ninja turtles are the best and hates everything that isn’t striped.

She kicked my dog for not being striped and now it’s a zombie.

She turned my lunch into a turtle and I ate it.

She called my mom a loser and my mom cried.