Madame's Apple

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A lady’s Adam’s apple is like a man’s but with more attitude and a little more sass.

My mom has one. It’s like she’s got a secret weapon.

That girl in class has one. She’s got a mean streak and a bulge.

My aunt’s got one. It looks like it’s ready to fight.

It’s when a woman has a big bump on her throat that looks like it came from a guy’s neck but with more drama.

My cousin’s got one. It’s like she’s got a guy’s neck in a dress.

She walks in with that thing and everyone knows she’s trouble.

That lady at the grocery store has one. She looks like she’s about to yell.

It’s the woman version of the man’s Adam’s apple. Except it’s like she’s been there and done that.

My teacher has one. She’s got the look of someone who’s seen it all.

That girl in my class has one. She’s got the swagger of a woman who knows her worth.

My grandma has one. It looks like it’s been around for decades.

A big bump on a woman’s throat that looks like it was made for yelling and gossiping.

My neighbor has one. She’s got the voice and the bump to back it up.

That lady in the park has one. She looks like she’s got something to say.

My mom’s got one. It’s like she’s got a megaphone in her throat.

When a woman has a guy’s neck but still rocks the dress like it’s her favorite outfit.

That girl has one. She’s got the neck and the confidence.

My cousin has one. She walks in like she owns the place.

My aunt has one. She’s got the neck and the attitude to match.

When a guy dresses like a woman but still has that bulge from his neck, like he forgot to do the full transformation.

That guy at the bar has one. He’s got the dress but not the transformation.

My uncle tried to dress like a woman but forgot about his neck.

That guy at the party has one. He looks like he’s stuck between two worlds.

When a guy stuffs his junk so deep down a woman’s throat, it pops out like a tiny burger on her neck.

That guy did it to his girlfriend. It looked like a burger on her neck.

My friend’s dad did that to his mom. She looked like she had a snack stuck there.

That guy at the party did it. It looked like he had a hot dog in her throat.