Madame Pipi

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A French lady who works in the ladies’ room and talks too much and smells like old socks and cheap perfume.
"I told you she’d be back, and here she is, stinking up the place again.", a man in the men’s room
"She called me a fat louse. I called her a used tissue.", a teenager on Instagram
A man in a suit said, "I’ve had enough of her gossip. I’m going to the men’s room."
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A crazy gypsy woman who claims to be from another planet and tells your future but probably just made it up while high on whatever she’s been smoking.
"She told me I’d marry a man with a beard. I did. He has a beard and a mustache.", a girl in a TikTok video
A guy in a DM said, "She predicted my dog would die. He died. She’s either a witch or very good at guessing."
A kid at school said, "She told me I’d be rich one day. I still have a piggy bank."
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