Madame Muffin

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A girl who wears shirts so tight they look like they're about to rip and jeans so skinny they make her look like a failed muffin recipe.

I saw her in the mall and it looked like her shirt was trying to escape.

Her jeans are so tight, I think she's wearing them as a second skin.

She walked by and I swear her shirt was screaming for help.

A girl who thinks her muffin top is a fashion statement and not a sign of her shirt's imminent death.

She posted a selfie and said it was ‘muffin top mode’, it looked like a war zone.

Her shirt was so stretched, it looked like it was about to give up.

I asked her if she was wearing a shirt or a straitjacket.

A girl who wears clothes like they’re in a fight and she’s the one doing all the damage.

Her shirt was so tight, I think it had a black eye.

She walked into the store and the jeans looked like they were about to cry.

Her muffin top is so big, it has its own zip code.