Madame Leota

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A dirty old gypsy with her face stuck in a crystal ball like it's the last piece of candy in the world.

"She’s got her nose so far in that ball, I swear she’s gonna lose her eyes."

"Madame Leota’s got more dirt in that ball than my mom’s couch."

"She’s not a fortune teller, she’s a crystal ball thief."

The worst helper ever who tried to save a haunted house but made it worse.

"She tried to break the curse and ended up giving it a new name."

"If I had a dollar for every curse she messed up, I’d be rich and mad."

"She’s the reason the ghosts in that house have a second job."