Madame Johnson

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A French teacher who acts like she’s royalty and yells at students for no reason. She’s got a weird accent and trips over her own feet. Everyone hates her, especially that one girl who calls her ‘Frenchie’ every single day.
'Madame Johnson just screamed at me for saying ‘hello’ in English. I didn’t even do it wrong.'
'Why does she think she’s the queen of France? She’s not even good at French.'
'I called her ‘Frenchie’ in front of the whole class. She looked like she was gonna cry.'
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A teacher who thinks she’s the best at French and yells at kids for tiny mistakes. Her accent is so bad it sounds like she’s talking to a chicken. She gives the worst grades and hates the girl who calls her ‘Frenchie.’
'She gave me a D for saying ‘merci’ wrong. I just said ‘thank you’ like normal.'
'She tripped over her own shoe and still yelled at me for not spelling ‘bonjour’ right.'
'I called her ‘Frenchie’ in a group project. She made me write 100 times ‘I will not call her Frenchie.’'
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A teacher who acts like she’s the only one who knows French and yells at students for being lazy. Her accent is like a broken radio. She hates the girl who calls her ‘Frenchie’ and will probably never stop hating her.
'She took off 10 points because I didn’t say ‘au revoir’ loud enough.'
'She yelled at me for not knowing the difference between ‘chien’ and ‘chat.’ I don’t even own a cat.'
'She gave me a pop quiz and I failed because I forgot to say ‘bonjour.’'
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