Madame Hooch

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A flying penis that doesn't know when to shut up. It talks too much and never stops showing off.
My uncle's dong flew out of his pants during the church service.
The flying penis in the sky started screaming during the movie.
My math teacher's dong flew out of his coffee cup.
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A human who's so dumb they can't play a game and instead sit there and yell at everyone.
The ref was so dumb he called a flying penis a bird.
The ref didn't know what a broom was.
The ref tried to play quidditch and fell off a broom.
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