Madame Dupont

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doing pot is when you take a fancy French name and turn it into a stupid phrase that sounds like you're about to smoke something

Madame Dupont is the name of my math teacher, but I think she's just pretending to be fancy.

My dog's name is Dupont, and I swear he's doing pot every time he eats my shoes.

The textbook says 'Madame Dupont,' but I think it's just a fancy way of saying 'dumb pot.'

Madame Dupont is a fake French teacher who shows up in every book and never says anything useful

My teacher said, 'This is Madame Dupont,' and I just wanted to throw my pencil at her.

I've seen Madame Dupont in like 10 different math books. She's not real.

My mom said, 'You need to learn French,' and now I have to talk to Madame Dupont every day.

doing pot is when you rearrange a French name to make it look like you’re doing drugs and you don’t know what you're doing

I rearranged 'Dupont' and it looked like I was doing pot in front of my mom.

My math book said 'Madame Dupont,' and I thought she was high.

I tried to do pot with my French teacher, and it turned out to be Dupont.