Madame Bitch

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A woman who wears all black like she’s been crying for decades. She’s a closet lesban who probably kissed her sister’s husband on Easter. Everyone laughs at her, and she thinks she’s smart.
She walked in like she owned the place, but no one knew her name.
She tried to explain calculus in a tweet and got 12 replies of confusion.
She called me a ‘dumbass’ for not knowing who her ex was.
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A lady in black with a choppy haircut who thinks she’s the queen of the closet. She did something bad on Easter and now everyone makes fun of her like she’s a bad joke.
She sent me a DM saying, ‘You’re not even close to smart.’
She tried to start a debate about the moon landing and lost.
She laughed at my failed attempt at a pun.
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A black-clad lady with a messy haircut who hides her true self. She messed up on Easter and now the whole school mocks her like she’s the worst joke ever.
She posted a tweet about ‘basic people’ and I replied with ‘You’re basic.’
She told me I was ‘uneducated’ for not knowing who her ex was.
She made fun of my pizza for being ‘crustless’ and ‘basic’.
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