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A clumsy, show-off guy who thinks he's hot stuff and loves to creep on people. He licks strangers like they owe him money and ruins their peace like a junkie in a library.
I saw him licking a kid in the hallway like he was trying to steal his lunch money.
He walked up to me and said, 'Hey, wanna be my personal bubble?' I said no, and he licked me anyway.
He’s always chasing llamas like they’re going to give him a promotion.