Madam Zaira

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Madam Zairas are hot girls who can do magic and scream about yogurt like it's the end of the world.

She turned my math test into yogurt. I cried.

I asked for chocolate yogurt. She gave me a whole jar of sour stuff. Classic.

She cursed my lunch. Now it’s a yogurt explosion every Tuesday.

Madam Zairas are the best kind of girls, they have powers and make yogurt taste like a curse.

Her yogurt made my dog bark in slow motion. It was beautiful.

She turned my mom's coffee into yogurt. Now we all have to drink it.

I tried to fight her. I got turned into yogurt. It was embarrassing.

Madam Zairas are girls who can do cool stuff and hate everyone who doesn’t like yogurt.

She turned my dad’s beard into yogurt. Now it’s sticky and gross.

I said pizza was better. She turned my pizza into yogurt. I cried.

She yelled at my brother for not liking yogurt. Now he’s stuck in a yogurt jar.