Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A bunch of guys who love each other more than their mom’s lasagna.

Why are you guys at the mall on a Tuesday?

I’m not shopping. I’m just here to see my madam of bracelets.

You’re like a gay boy band. I’m the fan.

2

A squad of men who wear bracelets like they’re going to war.

Why do you all have 10 bracelets on? Are you trying to impress the bracelet gods?

I wear a bracelet for every time I’ve been called a faggot.

My bracelets are my armor. My mom’s lasagna is my fuel.

3

A gang of guys who think they’re the most fabulous people on Earth.

We’re not just a group. We’re a lifestyle.

I’m fabulous. You’re just a side dish.

If we weren’t madam of bracelets, we’d be the main course.

4

A crew of men who are too busy looking good to actually do anything.

We’re not lazy. We’re just stylishly inactive.

I didn’t come here to work. I came here to look good and maybe steal your snacks.

We look good. We also look good eating your snacks.

5

A team of guys who wear bracelets like it’s their job and they’re getting paid in glitter.

I wear bracelets because I get a paycheck in glitter.

My job is to look good and make people laugh.

If I didn’t have bracelets, I’d be sad. And also not paid in glitter.

6

A bunch of men who think they’re famous and everyone should know it.

We’re not famous. We’re just pretending.

I’m famous. I have 5 bracelets to prove it.

I don’t need fame. I need a better lasagna.