madam hooch

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a brain-dead fool who can't play quidditch and gets stuck being the ref because no one else wants to look at them
The ref was so dumb, I thought he was a ghost who forgot to haunt the right broom.
Madam Hooch tried to catch the snitch and fell off her broom like a sack of potatoes.
She called a foul because the bludger looked at her wrong.
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a flying penis that can talk and probably has a degree in nonsense
My dad’s dong copter flew into the fridge and came out covered in ketchup.
He said the virtual penis monster was mad because I didn’t feed it cereal.
The figure of speech flew out of my mouth and started doing backflips.
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