Madam Geneva

'I drank Madam Geneva like it was my last day on Earth!', A man who spent his paycheck on alcohol.

'Madam Geneva made me forget my rent.', A woman who now lives in a dumpster.

'That gin was so strong, it had a personality.', A man who now talks to his fridge.

'I drank Madam Geneva so much, my dog started drinking too.', A man who now has a bar in his house.

'Madam Geneva was the reason I missed my own wedding.', A man who still doesn’t know where his wife is.

'That gin was so bad, it had a bad attitude.', A woman who now fights with her mirror.

'I drank Madam Geneva so much, my cat got a job.', A man who now owns a cat bar.

'That gin was so strong, it had a reputation.', A woman who now uses it as a social media influencer.

'I drank Madam Geneva and forgot my own name.', A man who now goes by 'The Drunk.'