Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

so cool it makes your brain explode

My hair is on fire and I still look cool.

I just ate a whole pizza and I feel cool.

My dog is cooler than your mom and I feel cool.

2

so cool it makes your enemies cry

I walked into class and my teacher cried.

My dad's cool and my mom's jealous.

I beat up my brother and he cried.

3

so cool it makes your phone jealous

My phone is getting a divorce because I'm too cool.

My phone said I'm the best.

My phone asked me to be its husband.

4

so cool it makes your mom's hair go wild

My mom's hair is tangled and she's cool.

My mom's hair is flying like a bird and she's cool.

My mom's hair is doing the twist and she's cool.

5

so cool it makes your teacher forget the lesson plan

My teacher forgot the whole lesson because I'm cool.

I walked in and my teacher said, 'What's the point of teaching?'.

My teacher started crying and forgot the lesson.

6

so cool it makes your dog jealous

My dog started barking at me and I'm cool.

My dog ran away because I'm too cool.

My dog asked me to be its best friend.