Madalyn

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Madalyn is a tiny human who hangs out with giants. She’s loyal like a dog, and if you break her heart, she’ll break your face. She’s hot, hilarious, and smart, but she’s also shy until you annoy her for 10 minutes.
Madalyn: 'I’m tiny, but I’m not scared of you.'
Madalyn: 'You broke my heart? I’ll break your nose.'
Madalyn: 'I’m smart, funny, and I party like a madwoman.'
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She’s shy, but once you push her, she’ll talk your ear off. She don’t care what people say. She loves cats and hates Skittles. She’s never had a boyfriend, but if she did, they’d be very happy.
Madalyn: 'Skittles? I’d rather eat dirt.'
Madalyn: 'I love cats and I don’t care if people laugh at me.'
Madalyn: 'I’ve never had a boyfriend, but I’ve had 100 boyfriends in my head.'
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The best kid in the whole universe. She’ll laugh at your jokes and insult you when you’re not looking. She’s cute, funny, and she’s got a temper.
Madalyn: 'You’re the worst. But I still laugh at your jokes.'
Madalyn: 'I’m cute, funny, and I have a temper.'
Madalyn: 'You insulted me? I’ll laugh at you forever.'
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Madalyn is the best friend you’ll ever have. She’s cute, hilarious, and she’s got a temper. She loves her family and hates most people. Her boyfriend is Netflix.
Madalyn: 'I’m the best friend you’ll ever have. And I’m not afraid to say it.'
Madalyn: 'I love my family and I hate most people.'
Madalyn: 'My boyfriend is Netflix. You can’t beat that.'
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Madalyn is loyal, kind, and she has a temper. She’s flat, has brown eyes, and loves to eat. She’s beautiful and weird.
Madalyn: 'I’m loyal, kind, and I have a temper.'
Madalyn: 'I’m flat, I have brown eyes, and I love to eat.'
Madalyn: 'I’m beautiful and weird. Don’t question it.'
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Madalyn is tall, has brown hair, and sometimes blue eyes. She’s a party animal and she don’t trust people who are dumb.
Madalyn: 'I’m tall, I have brown hair, and I have blue eyes sometimes.'
Madalyn: 'I love to party and I don’t trust dumb people.'
Madalyn: 'You’re dumb? I don’t trust you.'
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Madalyn is a total badass. She’s tall, she’s mean, but she’s also soft. She’ll kill you if you hurt her or her friends. Don’t be dead, be on her good side.
Madalyn: 'I’m a total badass and I don’t take crap.'
Madalyn: 'You hurt me or my friends? I’ll kill you.'
Madalyn: 'Don’t be dead. Be on my good side.'
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