madalwi

I’m gonna quit my job and start a taco truck. You all are dumb for not agreeing.

Why did I pick blue as my team color? You’re all wrong for not liking it.

I’m gonna move to Alaska. You’re all failures for not supporting my choice.

I married a goat. It’s not my fault you don’t like goats.

I quit my job to be a rapper. You’re all failures for not liking my music.

I painted my house pink. You’re all stupid for not loving it.

I dropped out of college to be a clown. I eat this choice like it’s a pepperoni pizza.

I bought a pet llama. I eat my mistake like it’s a deep-dish pizza.

I signed up for a 1000-person Zoom call. I eat this like it’s a pizza with 1000 toppings.

I’m gonna wear socks to bed. The sky is wrong for not agreeing.

I’m gonna eat cereal for dinner. The sky is a failure for not liking it.

I’m gonna live in a tree. The sky is stupid for not supporting my plan.

I quit my job to be a magician. My life is now a bag of chips.

I married my dog. My life is now a bag of expired chips.

I started a band called ‘The Squeaky Socks.’ My life is now a bag of chips I can’t stop eating.