Madalia

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A hotshot lawyer with a mouth like a swear jar and a courtroom that bows to her.
"You’re not even a real person. You’re a typo.", Madalia to a witness who tried to lie.
"I didn’t come here to chat. I came to ruin your life.", Madalia during a deposition.
"You think you’re tough? I’ve seen your dog do better.", Madalia to a belligerent client.
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A lawyer so fierce, she could make a judge cry and a jury laugh.
"You’re not the hero of this story. You’re the sidekick.", Madalia to a stubborn witness.
"I don’t need a witness. I need a miracle.", Madalia after a long day in court.
"You think you’re smart? I’ve got a PhD in being a pain in the ass.", Madalia to her opponent.
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A lawyer who could beat a cop in a fight and still have time to text you.
"You’re not here to testify. You’re here to be embarrassed.", Madalia to a flustered witness.
"I don’t need evidence. I need a confession and a nap.", Madalia during a trial.
"You think you’re tough? I’ve got a black belt in being annoying.", Madalia to a stubborn client.
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