madaley

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Madaley is your best friend who will never leave you hanging, even if she’s too wasted to remember why she showed up. She’s loud, nuts, and will cuss you out if you don’t laugh at her dumb jokes. But if you don’t know her, she’ll hide behind a wall and whisper to you like a scared kid.
I showed up to your party with a bottle of wine and a face full of glitter. You asked why I was there. I said, 'Because I was told you needed a human glitter bomb.' You laughed. I cussed you out later.
She showed up to my birthday party wearing a chicken costume and told me I was a 'boring human.' I told her I was a 'boring human with a chicken problem.'
She walked into my DMs and said, 'I know you’re lonely. I know you’re sad. I know you’re ready to cry. But I’m here to make you laugh... or scream.'
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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Madaley is the kind of friend who will text you at 3 a. m. to ask if you want to go get donuts and then laugh at you when you say no. She’s loud, rude, and will cuss you out if you don’t laugh at her dumb jokes. She’s also a total shy weirdo if you don’t know her yet.
She texted me at 2 a. m. to ask if I wanted to go get donuts. I said no. She cussed me out. I laughed. She cussed me again.
She showed up to my class wearing a shirt that said 'I love donuts and I don’t care if you hate me.' My teacher asked who she was. I said, 'The girl who cusses me out at 2 a. m.'
She walked into my DMs and said, 'I know you’re tired. I know you’re sad. I know you’re ready to cry. But I’m here to make you laugh... or scream.'
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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Madaley is a loud, weird, and slightly insane friend who will cuss you out if you don’t laugh at her dumb jokes. She’s also a total shy weirdo if you don’t know her. She’ll be there for you when you need her, even if she’s too wasted to remember why.
She texted me at 3 a. m. to ask if I wanted to go get donuts. I said no. She cussed me out. I laughed. She cussed me again.
She showed up to my party wearing a chicken costume and told me I was a 'boring human.' I told her I was a 'boring human with a chicken problem.'
She walked into my DMs and said, 'I know you’re tired. I know you’re sad. I know you’re ready to cry. But I’m here to make you laugh... or scream.'
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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