Madalena

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Madalena is a total gem, but she's also a drama queen who sulk like a toddler when things go wrong. She'll stick with you through hell and back, but you better not break her heart or she'll make your life a living hell.
Why did you leave me for that idiot? I'm still mad at you.
I sulked for three days after you broke up with me.
I forgave you, but I will never forget how you treated me.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Madalenas are hot, kind, and will give you the best presents in the world, but they’re also emotional messes who might get clingy and cry if you don’t text them back fast enough.
I got you the best birthday gift ever, and you forgot to thank me.
You left me alone at the party and I cried in the bathroom.
I told you not to be clingy, and you still texted me at 3 a. m.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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She’s the girl who loves Arctic Monkeys and thinks you’re the dumbest person in the world if you don’t.
You don’t know who Arctic Monkeys are? You’re the dumbest person in the world.
I asked you about Arctic Monkeys, and you said you didn’t know who they were.
I love Arctic Monkeys, and I think you’re the dumbest person in the world.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A Madalena is a thrill-seeker who would zip line off a cliff if you told her to. She’s pretty, tough, and will never let you live down your dumbest moments.
I zip lined off a cliff, and you thought it was the dumbest thing ever.
You laughed at me when I fell off the roller coaster.
I would zip line off a cliff just to make you laugh.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Madalenas are exotic, sexy, and can be a total player, but they’re also super loyal when they find the right person.
I dated three guys in one week, and I was still a total player.
You were the right one, and I was super loyal to you.
I’m exotic, sexy, and I can be a total player, but I’m loyal to the right guy.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Madalena is a beauty who can make you fall in love at first sight, but she’s also fragile and needs you to protect her from the world.
I saw her, and I fell in love at first sight.
She’s fragile, and I need to protect her from the world.
She’s the most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen, and I need to protect her.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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She’s your best friend who will always be there for you, but she also loves food so much that she’ll eat you out of house and home.
She eats so much that I’m going broke.
She told me she loves food, and I believed her.
She’s my best friend, and she eats me out of house and home.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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