Madalen

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Madalen is the perfect human being. She’s hot, smart, and has the whole school in a trance. She’s taken by the most perfect guy, but even he’s lucky to be with her. She’s got a wild side too, and she’ll rip your head off if you mess with her.
She’s the reason I failed math. I was too busy staring at her.
I asked her out. She said I was a ‘disgusting human being’ and walked away.
She’s the only person who can make my teacher shut up.
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Madalen is a cool girl who’s not too tall and can be shy, but she’s got a brain and looks good. She likes being called ‘babe’ and she’s always up for a good time. Don’t mess with her, or you’ll regret it.
She’s my best friend. I don’t know how I live without her.
She asked me to prom. I said yes. Now I wish I had a time machine.
She got me a pizza for my birthday. That’s how cool she is.
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Madalen is the best at sex and knows it. She dated a total dud who treated her like trash. She’s the best girlfriend ever. If you have a Madalen, you’re lucky. Don’t be the guy who messed her up.
She broke up with him. He cried like a baby.
She’s my girlfriend. I’m lucky to have her.
He tried to cheat on her. She found out and gave him a black eye.
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