Madala

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A person who talks way too much and laughs like a maniac, but acts like they're totally fine when you're screaming at them. They're good at drawing and can be fun if you don't hate them. But they're also lazy and will ignore you like 10 times before they finally give you water.
"Can you just bring me water?" I asked. He laughed like a hyena and said, "I'll get to it... eventually."
He drew me a picture of a cat wearing a hat, but he wouldn't stop talking about his ex.
I had to ask him for water 5 times before he finally moved.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A human who makes jokes that are so bad they hurt, but still thinks they're hilarious. They can draw pretty well, but they're also the worst listener ever. You’ll probably need to yell at them before they even think about giving you water.
He told a joke about a cow that fell off a cliff and I had to leave the room.
I asked him for water. He said, "I heard that." Then he talked for 10 minutes about his dog.
He drew me a portrait, but it took 45 minutes and 3 interruptions.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A person who talks nonstop and thinks they’re the best at everything. They can draw and are kind sometimes, but only if you don’t ask them for water more than twice. They’re also the type to laugh at your problems and say they’re fine even when they’re clearly not.
I asked him for water. He said, "I’m fine. I’m not going to get it." Then he talked about his day for 10 minutes.
He drew me a picture, but I had to ask him 3 times to stop talking.
He laughed at my bad joke and said, "I’m fine, I’m not going to get you water."
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Someone who thinks they’re hilarious and will laugh at anything. They can draw and are usually okay, but if you ask them for water, they’ll ignore you like a jerk. They’re also the type to talk for hours and never stop.
He laughed at my joke about a pizza that fell off a ladder. I asked him for water. He said, "I’m not going to get it."
He drew me a picture of a cat with a hat and talked about it for 20 minutes.
He asked me if I was okay, then talked about his day for 15 minutes before he finally gave me water.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A human who talks like a thousand people are in the room with them. They can draw and are sometimes nice, but if you ask them for water, they’ll ignore you like you’re not even there. They also laugh like they’re dying every time someone says something stupid.
I asked him for water. He said, "I’m fine," then talked about his mom for 10 minutes.
He drew me a portrait, but he kept interrupting me with random stories.
He laughed so hard at my joke that he fell out of his chair.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A person who thinks they’re the funniest person on Earth and will laugh at everything. They can draw and are kind, but only if you don’t ask them for water more than once. They’re also the type to talk like they’re in a debate with you for no reason.
I asked him for water. He said, "I’m fine," then talked about his day for 15 minutes.
He drew me a picture of a dog that looked like it was crying.
He laughed at my joke so hard he had to sit down.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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