Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person who has no sense of humor or morals. They think of the worst possible phrases and are totally weird.

Why did I get a promotion? My boss thinks I'm a madajum.

He tried to joke about the murder. It was like a funeral.

She told the kid to eat his lunch. It was a death sentence.

2

Someone who’s so dumb they think bad jokes are the best thing ever. They’re like a broken toaster, spitting out nonsense.

He said the cat had a bad day. It was a bad year.

She told a joke about the pizza. No one laughed. Not even the pizza.

He thought the fire was funny. It burned his eyebrows.

3

A person who can’t tell the difference between a joke and a scream. They’re like a loud radio in a quiet room.

He laughed at the funeral. The casket was confused.

She told a joke about the dog. It barked back.

He said the math test was funny. It was a nightmare.

4

A person who thinks the worst possible things are the best possible jokes. They’re like a punchline with no setup.

He said the airplane was funny. It crashed.

She told the joke about the ghost. It screamed.

He laughed at the traffic. It got worse.

5

Someone who has no idea what a joke is. They just shout nonsense and hope people laugh.

He shouted, 'I like the moon!' No one knew why.

She said, 'The sun is tired!' The sun rolled over.

He yelled, 'The sky is blue!' It was a bad day.

6

A person who makes jokes so bad they’re like insults. They’re the reason people need therapy.

He said, 'I like your face!' It was a compliment and a slap.

She told the joke about the coffee. It got cold and bitter.

He laughed at the dog. The dog cried.