madajah

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A girl who's super fit and will be your best girlfriend when you're feeling like crap. She’s the one who will surprise you and make you look like an idiot when she finally gets her act together.

'She showed up to the gym in sweatpants and a hoodie, but then she did 50 push-ups and I felt like a pizza box.'

'She didn’t even flinch when I said I was going to fail my math test. She just said, 'I’ll tutor you, and I’ll do it in my pajamas.'

'She didn’t even need me to ask her out. She just said, 'You’re my backup plan, and I’m not even mad about it.'

by Slangipedia 5h ago

A girl who’s always laughing like a maniac and can be totally silly. She’s the friend who’ll be there for you, but she’ll also get lost in a book or a cloud. She’s sweet, but she’ll argue with you over a snack and forget what you said three minutes later.

'She said she was going to read the whole dictionary, and then she fell asleep in the middle of the word 'quixotic.'

'She started a fight with a muffin and didn’t even finish her lunch.'

'She claimed she was going to be a librarian, but then she started wearing glitter to every meeting.'

by Slangipedia 5h ago

A girl who writes her own name in Urban Dictionary because she’s hilarious and can’t sit still. She’s the one who’ll text you at 3 a. m. with a joke and then say she’s going to sleep and then text you again five minutes later.

'She sent me a message that said, 'I’m going to be a famous person. I’m starting now.' Then she added a duck emoji.'

'She wrote her own definition in Urban Dictionary and called it a ‘glow-up from the inside.’'

'She texted me, ‘I’m going to be a famous person. I just need a little bit more time. Also, I need a snack.’

by Slangipedia 5h ago