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Madah is the most important thing in the world. If you date her you better marry her and never look back. If you make her mad you will regret it for life. She is nice, smart, funny, and will cuss you out if you fail her.
I dated Madah for a week and now I’m married. Don’t ask me how.
She told me to stop being lazy or she’d beat me with a broom. I’m still scared.
I got her mad and now I have to walk 10 laps around the block. It’s not fair.