Madah

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Madah is the most important thing in the world. If you date her you better marry her and never look back. If you make her mad you will regret it for life. She is nice, smart, funny, and will cuss you out if you fail her.
I dated Madah for a week and now I’m married. Don’t ask me how.
She told me to stop being lazy or she’d beat me with a broom. I’m still scared.
I got her mad and now I have to walk 10 laps around the block. It’s not fair.
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Lia is so obsessed with Madah she would follow her to the ends of the Earth. She even drew a map of the Earth with Madah’s face on it.
Lia sent me a message saying she would eat my lunch if I didn’t tell her where Madah was.
She drew a picture of Madah on the moon and stuck it on my wall.
Lia followed Madah to the grocery store and bought her 100 gallons of milk.
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Madah is a phrase that means you are so angry you are ready to punch someone. It’s like when your mom yells at you and your dad gets in on it.
He said ‘Madah’ so loud the dog ran out of the house.
She screamed ‘Madah’ and broke the window with her fist.
I said ‘Madah’ and my teacher gave me a detention.
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Madah is a way to thank Ali’s mom for being the best. She makes the best food and knows all the secrets. You should thank her with a gift or a hug.
I gave Ali’s mom a cake and she said ‘Madah’ back at me.
He thanked her with a hug and she cussed him for being weak.
I sent her a text saying ‘Madah’ and she replied with a photo of her famous meatballs.
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