Madagascar

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When you fake a smile and wave like a idiot to avoid getting yelled at. Just like the penguins from Madagascar, who probably got yelled at by a insane king.
Hey, I'm not scared of you, I'm just smiling and waving like a idiot.
I'm not running away, I'm just being polite and waving.
Why are you yelling at me? I'm just being friendly!
2
When you dance like an idiot in your living room while screaming about moving things, like that stupid song from the movie.
I’m moving it, moving it, moving it! I’m the king of the dance floor!
You move it, I move it, and I’m the best at it!
I move it, move it, move it, and I’m tired of this song!
3
A stupid fad from some online forum where people lose their minds because a tiny island won’t let them do their stupid disease thing.
Madagascar, you little port-closing bastard!
I lost the game because of a stupid island!
Why is Madagascar so annoying? It’s just an island!
4
A beautiful island in Africa with red dirt and weird people who speak a language that sounds like a bird. Also, there are lemurs and no elephants, which is a big deal.
Madagascar is the most beautiful place on Earth, except for the people who yell at you.
I want to go to Madagascar and live with the lemurs.
Why do they show elephants in the movie? That’s not real!
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1. A stupid country in Africa. 2. A series of dumb movies where animals go on a stupid adventure.
Madagascar is just a stupid country with a stupid movie.
I hate the Madagascar movies, they’re so dumb.
The country is stupid, the movie is stupid, I’m stupid.
6
A stupid car made by a guy named ‘Madagas’ who probably had no idea what he was doing.
That car is so stupid, I’m surprised it even works.
Madagas made a car? That’s the worst.
I’m driving a stupid car made by a dumb guy.
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A tiny island with no sense and only two useful things: lemurs and a man who had a stupid voice.
Madagascar is just a tiny island with lemurs and a stupid man.
Why is this island famous? It has lemurs and Freddy Mercury!
I don’t care about the island, I only care about the lemurs and Freddy Mercury.
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