madafascotchie day

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the final day of the school week when you feel like you can finally poop out of your pants and nobody will care
I'm gonna die on madafascotchie day because I forgot to do my homework
Madafascotchie day is the only day I don’t look like a sad potato
If I don’t get off school on madafascotchie day, I’m gonna scream in the principal’s office
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the day you think you're getting away with murder but you're just getting away with being tired
Madafascotchie day is when you try to act cool but you're just trying to not vomit
I'm gonna fail my math test on madafascotchie day because I’m too tired to do anything
I can't wait for madafascotchie day because I'm gonna eat a whole pizza and nobody will stop me
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the day you pretend you're not a human being just to get out of school
I'm gonna fake being sick on madafascotchie day because I hate my life
Madafascotchie day is the only day I'm not sad
I’m gonna skip school on madafascotchie day because I don’t want to be yelled at by my teacher
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