madadog

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The idiot who thinks he's a video game legend just because he can tap the screen fast enough.
I saw him beat level 100 and still cried like a baby.
He asked me for help and then called me a noob.
He tried to join my club and brought a sandwich.
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A guy who hides his girly side and pretends to be a tough ass player just to avoid getting teased.
He tried to act cool but spilled his drink during a match.
He wore a shirt that said 'I love glitter' and still said he was a man.
He cried when he lost and said it was 'emotional support'.
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A brainless twerp who talks too much and still can't beat level 5.
He bragged about being pro but got stuck on level 3.
He cursed at the screen like it was his enemy.
He said he was gonna beat the world record and then fell asleep.
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