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When something is so crazy it makes your brain explode
My dog ate my homework and then started a dance party
My mom yelled at the TV and the TV yelled back
I tried to do my math homework and it looked like a war zone
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When life throws you a punch and you’re too stunned to flinch
My dad said he’d pay me to do my chores, but then he forgot what chores were
I got a B+ and my sister cried
My cat opened my laptop and typed a poem about socks
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When things get so wild you start questioning your life choices
I tried to make breakfast and now my kitchen looks like a tornado hit it
My friend’s pet chicken ran away with my math test
I tried to be cool and now I’m stuck in a traffic jam with a goat
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When everything goes sideways and you’re left wondering why
I tried to cook dinner and now my house smells like burnt hair and regret
My teacher said I could have a break, but then she took my phone
I brought a pizza to class and my dog ate it and then tried to dance on my desk
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When the world is just being a total pain in the ass
My phone died in the middle of a Zoom call and my dog started barking at the screen
I had to do my math homework and my brother took all the pencils
My mom said I could stay up late, but then she took my phone and my snack