Mad67

He tried to cook breakfast and burned the toast. Twice. And still thinks he’s a chef.

He told me he invented the wheel. I asked him how he felt about the invention. He said it was a ‘vibe’.

He tried to explain quantum physics to my dog. The dog stared at him like he was a bad smell.

He tried to fix the TV. Now it only plays sad music. He thinks it’s a ‘feature’.

He said he was going to be a scientist. Now he’s a scientist of bad decisions.

He tried to make a sandwich. It had three kinds of cheese. And no bread.

He tried to do a TikTok dance. He forgot the steps. Now he does a confused shuffle.

He told me he’s a ‘legend’ in the gaming world. I asked him how he won. He said he ‘cheated the cheat’.

He tried to give me life advice. It was just ‘be cool, bro’.