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A mad yolk is a total brain-fried lunatic who thinks they’re Einstein but can’t even tie their shoelaces. Used by people who think they’re cool but are just loud.
My uncle’s a mad yolk. He told me he invented the wheel, then forgot how to use it.
She said she’s a mad yolk because she thinks her cat is a philosopher.
He’s a mad yolk. He claims he can speak to aliens, but he can’t even remember his own phone number.
by Slangipedia 17h ago
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A mad yolk is someone who’s so silly, they think a donut is a sandwich. Mostly called by people who are too drunk to know the difference between a joke and a punch.
My friend’s a mad yolk. He tried to eat a sandwich like it was a donut.
She’s a mad yolk. She told me her dog has a PhD in chicken dancing.
He’s a mad yolk. He thinks he’s a superhero but can’t even do a cartwheel.
by Slangipedia 17h ago
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A mad yolk is someone who thinks they’re the king of the world, but they can’t even remember their own name. Usually used by people who think they’re tough but are just loud.
My cousin’s a mad yolk. He claims he’s the king of the world, but he can’t spell his own name.
She’s a mad yolk. She said she can talk to ghosts, but she can’t remember where she put her keys.
He’s a mad yolk. He thinks he’s a wizard but can’t even light a match.
by Slangipedia 17h ago
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A mad yolk is a person so silly, they think a toaster is a spaceship. Usually called by people who think they’re smart but are just loud.
My neighbor’s a mad yolk. He told me his toaster is a spaceship that takes him to Mars every night.
She’s a mad yolk. She thinks her microwave is a time machine.
He’s a mad yolk. He told me he’s going to conquer the world with his vacuum cleaner.
by Slangipedia 17h ago
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