Mad Yock

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A mad yock is a girl who can’t resist a little meat in her life. She’s basically a walking snack bar for cock.

She texted me, 'I’m home, and I’m ready to get my snack on.'

At the club, she was eating every guy’s face like they were candy.

Her DMs are just one long love letter to every guy she’s ever kissed.

A mad yock is a girl who’s always looking for the next hard one to chew on. She’s like a dog with a bone and a dozen new boys.

She asked me, 'You got a bone for me?' I said, 'No, but I’ve got a whole pack of boys.'

She was with three guys at once, and none of them knew it.

Her ex called and said, 'You’ve got a new chew toy.'

A mad yock is a girl who’s got a hunger for cock and doesn’t care who she eats. She’s the kind of girl who’ll take it anywhere.

She texted me at 3 a. m. and said, 'I’m hungry. I want some cock.'

She went to the park with five guys and came back with a smile and a sore throat.

Her mom said, 'You’re not eating dinner, you’re eating cock.'

A mad yock is a girl who doesn’t just take cock, she demands it. She’s like a boss who only hires the best ones.

She said, 'I don’t want cock, I want the best cock.'

She dumped her boyfriend because he wasn’t ‘executive material.’

Her new guy asked her, 'Are you my boss or my lover?' She said, 'Both.'

A mad yock is a girl who’s got a full-time job of being a cock magnet. She doesn’t work at a restaurant, she works at a cock diner.

She said, 'I’m not on break, I’m just eating cock.'

Her coworkers said she’s ‘too busy eating cock to clean the tables.’

She got a raise because she brought in five new customers.