mad wong

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Mad wong is when you have so much cash you could buy a whole pizza place and still have enough left to throw a brick through someone's window.

I got mad wong after my grandma died and left me her entire savings account.

He showed up to the party with mad wong and immediately bought everyone a drink.

She said she had mad wong, but I saw her eating ramen out of a cup.

Mad wong is when your pockets are so full of cash you can't even zip your jeans and you still brag about it like it's a trophy.

He had mad wong and still spent half of it on a giant soda.

She had mad wong but still wore the same pair of pants from middle school.

He showed up with mad wong and still had to borrow a dollar for a soda.

Mad wong is when you have so much cash you could pay your rent, buy a car, and still have enough to throw a party and invite everyone you ever hated.

He had mad wong and still spent it all on a fancy hat.

She said she had mad wong, but I saw her eating out of a bag.

He had mad wong and still got kicked out of the store for arguing with the cashier.

Mad wong is when you have so much cash you could buy a whole pizza and still have enough left to throw a pizza box at someone who owes you money.

He had mad wong and still spent it all on a giant soda.

She had mad wong and still wore the same pair of shoes from fifth grade.

He had mad wong but still had to borrow a dollar from his brother.

Mad wong is when you have so much cash you could buy a whole pizza place and still have enough to throw a pizza box at your ex.

He had mad wong and still spent it all on a fancy hat.

She had mad wong and still ate out of a bag.

He had mad wong but still got kicked out of the store for arguing with the cashier.