Mad Wild Monkey Sex

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When you and your partner go at it like two monkeys on a jungle trampoline for hours.
My mom said she heard me and my dad having mad wild monkey sex through the ceiling.
I missed my bus because I was too busy having mad wild monkey sex with my crush.
My dog started barking at the neighbor because he thought we were having mad wild monkey sex.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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When you and your partner are doing the most intense version of the horizontal boogie for a really long time.
My sister’s text said, 'You and your boyfriend are having mad wild monkey sex again. I heard it through the wall.'
My neighbor came to my door screaming, 'Turn it down! You're having mad wild monkey sex!'
My teacher pulled me out of class because he said I was having mad wild monkey sex on the calculator.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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When you and your partner are going at it like there’s no tomorrow and you’re both too tired to stop.
My mom called me and said, 'Your brother and his girlfriend are having mad wild monkey sex in the kitchen.'
My friend texted me, 'You're having mad wild monkey sex again. I can hear it from my house.'
My dog started licking my face because he thought I was having mad wild monkey sex.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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When you and your partner are going at it like you're both on fire and you're not going to stop until you're both ashes.
My neighbor came to my window and said, 'You're having mad wild monkey sex again. I heard it through the floor.'
My friend called me and said, 'You're having mad wild monkey sex and you're doing it in the library.'
My dog started barking at my mom because he thought she was having mad wild monkey sex with my dad.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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When you and your partner are doing the horizontal boogie like you're both trying to win a wrestling match and you won’t stop until one of you passes out.
My brother texted me and said, 'You're having mad wild monkey sex again. I can hear it through the ceiling.'
My teacher pulled me out of class because she said I was having mad wild monkey sex with my desk.
My dog started howling because he thought I was having mad wild monkey sex with my neighbor.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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When you and your partner are going at it like you're both on a mission to make the other person cry and you won’t stop until you both are sobbing.
My neighbor texted me and said, 'You're having mad wild monkey sex again. I heard it through the wall.'
My mom called me and said, 'Your brother is having mad wild monkey sex with his girlfriend in the garage.'
My dog started running in circles because he thought I was having mad wild monkey sex with my dog.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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