Mad Waste

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When something is so bad it makes your brain shut off and your soul cry.

That movie was a mad waste. I fell asleep during the first scene and woke up to the credits.

My burger was a mad waste. It had more ketchup than meat.

That concert was a mad waste. The band showed up drunk and forgot the song lyrics.

A word so wild it makes your brain feel like it’s been hit by a drunk flamingo.

At the party, I was a mad waste. I tried to dance with a wall and cried in a punch bowl.

My friend was a mad waste. He tried to talk to a chicken and got kicked out of the bar.

I was a mad waste at the wedding. I threw confetti in the cake and tried to marry the DJ.

When you're so drunk and horny you'd try to have sex with a dog, a couch, or a pizza.

I was mad waste mad horn. I tried to kiss my brother and ended up eating a plate of spaghetti.

She was mad waste mad horn. She tried to flirt with the pizza guy and got a free calzone.

He was mad waste mad horn. He tried to seduce a vending machine and got stuck in it.