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When New Jersey folks talk so stupid it makes your brain hurt
'I was like, bro, I was like, I was like, bro, I was like, bro!'
'You know, I was just walking through the mall, and I saw a guy with a chicken in his pants.'
'I literally just ate a sandwich at 3 a. m. and I’m still not done with my feelings.'
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The way New Jersey people say things like they’re in a war with the dictionary
'I was like, I was like, bro, I was like, I was like, bro, I was like, bro!'
'I saw a guy wearing socks with shoes and I felt like I needed to report him.'
'I was just talking to my mom, and she said, 'You know, I was just thinking about you.' And I was like, 'You know, I was just thinking about you.'
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When New Jersey people say the same thing over and over until you want to scream
'Bro, bro, bro, I was like, bro, I was like, bro, I was like, bro, bro, bro!'
'I was just at the store, and I saw a guy with a hat on his head and I was like, 'That’s cool.' And I was like, 'That’s cool.' And I was like, 'That’s cool.'
'My mom just said, 'You know, I was just thinking about you.' And I was like, 'You know, I was just thinking about you.' And I was like, 'You know, I was just thinking about you.'
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