Mad Uck

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Mad Uck is the best kind of glop glop. It’s like a blowjob for people who still think they’re cool, but they’re just sad, ugly, and confused.

I just got Mad Uck from my ex. She still thinks she’s hot.

My cousin tried to give me Mad Uck. I ran out screaming.

He said he’d give me Mad Uck if I shut up. I shut up, and it was worth it.

Mad Uck is when you get the best glop glop. It’s so good, it makes you forget you’re stupid and ugly.

My dog gave me Mad Uck. I didn’t even know dogs could do that.

I got Mad Uck from my boss. He’s a weird guy.

She said I’d get Mad Uck if I stopped talking. I talked more.

Mad Uck is the king of glop glop. It’s the best thing ever, and it’s only for people who aren’t totally brain-dead.

He said I got Mad Uck. I didn’t even know what that meant.

I got Mad Uck from my mom. She’s not as dumb as she looks.

I tried to give my sister Mad Uck. She just laughed.

Mad Uck is the glory of glop glop. It’s the only thing that makes you feel good when you’re otherwise a mess.

I got Mad Uck from my crush. I was happy for like two minutes.

He said I could get Mad Uck if I stopped being annoying. I stopped, and it was amazing.

She gave me Mad Uck in public. I felt like a king.

Mad Uck is the holy glop glop. It’s like heaven for people who aren’t total failures.

I got Mad Uck from my teacher. I didn’t know teachers could be cool.

He said he’d give me Mad Uck if I passed the test. I failed, but I still got it.

She gave me Mad Uck on my birthday. I was shocked.