Mad ty disease

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Poop that won’t stop running like a scared rat
My kid had mad ty disease and I was stuck in the mall bathroom for 20 minutes.
My dog had mad ty disease and ran through the park like it was a race.
At the party, I had mad ty disease and had to leave before the cake was even cut.
2
When your guts are trying to escape through your butt
My boss had mad ty disease and had to leave the meeting mid-sentence.
I got mad ty disease at the movie and had to leave during the best part.
My friend had mad ty disease and texted me mid-burger.
3
Poop that’s so fast it’s like a bullet from a toilet
I had mad ty disease and my pants were soaked before I even got to the bathroom.
My mom had mad ty disease and ran into the kitchen like it was a fire drill.
At the restaurant, I had mad ty disease and my shirt had a new pattern.
4
Diarrhea so bad it’s like your body is throwing a poop party
My kid had mad ty disease and was dancing in the hallway like it was a concert.
I had mad ty disease and my shoes were soaked at work.
My friend had mad ty disease and texted me like it was an emergency.
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Poop that comes out so fast it’s like a tsunami
I had mad ty disease and my pants were soaked in the elevator.
My sister had mad ty disease and ran to the bathroom like it was a race.
At the bus stop, I had mad ty disease and my shirt was covered in poop.
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When your butt is on fire and your poop is the flame
My kid had mad ty disease and was screaming like it was a horror movie.
I had mad ty disease and my pants were on fire in the middle of class.
My dog had mad ty disease and ran through the house like it was a madhouse.
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