Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When someone can smoke so many joints they’re basically a walking fire hazard.

I ate six joints and my face looked like a flamingo.

He rolled so many joints I thought he was trying to start a war.

She inhaled three joints at once and screamed like a dying squirrel.

2

When you’re so high you can’t tell your toes from your nose.

I ate a joint and my mom became a dancing potato.

He rolled a joint so big it looked like a sausage.

She got so high she tried to talk to the ceiling.

3

When you roll so many joints you’re basically a joint factory.

I rolled 10 joints and my hands looked like they were on fire.

He made a joint so good it could beat a rockstar.

She rolled so many joints her friends called her ‘Joint Queen’.

4

When you smoke so much you start talking to your plants.

I ate a joint and my dog started singing.

He rolled a joint and it went off like a firecracker.

She got so high she tried to hug the moon.

5

When you’re so wasted you think your fridge is alive.

I ate five joints and my brother started dancing like a chicken.

He rolled a joint so big it looked like a hot dog.

She got so high she tried to eat a wall.

6

When you roll joints like it’s your full-time job and you’re not even paid.

I rolled 20 joints and my hands felt like they were on fire.

He rolled a joint so good it made his dog cry.

She rolled so many joints her friends called her ‘The Joint Machine’.