Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A giant, angry hard-on that looks like it wants to punch you.

My cousin's Mad Tree was so big, it blocked the whole bathroom.

I saw my neighbor's Mad Tree through the window and almost had a heart attack.

He got a Mad Tree at the gas station and didn't even pay for it.

2

A hard-on so fierce, it could take down a whole football team.

At the party, his Mad Tree was so loud, it woke up the neighbors.

She got a Mad Tree in the middle of math class and failed the test.

He had a Mad Tree so big, the dog tried to chew it.

3

A stiff, angry penis that looks like it's ready to fight.

He had a Mad Tree in the grocery store and ran out of milk.

Her Mad Tree was so big, it blocked the sun.

He got a Mad Tree at the mall and got kicked out.

4

A hard-on so intense, it could make a mountain explode.

He had a Mad Tree at the park and scared all the kids.

She got a Mad Tree while walking her dog and the dog ran away.

He had a Mad Tree so big, it broke the mirror.

5

A giant, stiff penis that looks like it's about to yell at you.

He had a Mad Tree in the classroom and the teacher got mad.

She got a Mad Tree while eating dinner and dropped her fork.

He had a Mad Tree so big, it knocked over the whole table.

6

A hard-on so strong, it could beat up a whole gang.

He had a Mad Tree in the restaurant and got kicked out.

She got a Mad Tree on the bus and everyone stared.

He had a Mad Tree so big, it scared the driver.