Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

so wobbly it might fall over and cry

My chair is mad tippy. I sat down and it screamed.

That tower of cups is mad tippy. One sneeze and it’s gone.

My uncle’s balance is mad tippy. He tripped over a pebble and face-planted.

2

so flimsy it feels like it’s about to die

This table is mad tippy. I put my burger on it and it sighed.

That fan is mad tippy. It shakes like it’s having a seizure.

My grandma’s back is mad tippy. She can’t stand up without a ladder.

3

so shaky it might start a band and cry on stage

This stool is mad tippy. I sat on it and it started a solo.

That shelf is mad tippy. It’s got more vibes than a TikTok dance.

My brother’s legs are mad tippy. He walks like he’s doing a slow motion movie.

4

so wobbly it might break and throw a tantrum

That chair is mad tippy. I sat on it and it threw a fit.

My desk is mad tippy. I tapped it and it started crying.

That bridge is mad tippy. A squirrel walked across it and it collapsed.

5

so flimsy it might start a war just to prove it’s tough

This shelf is mad tippy. I put a book on it and it started a war.

That table is mad tippy. It challenged my chair to a duel.

My uncle’s balance is mad tippy. He fought a doorknob and lost.

6

so unstable it might lose its mind and start a cult

That table is mad tippy. It started a cult and I got the membership.

My chair is mad tippy. It’s got a following and I’m in the fan club.

That shelf is mad tippy. It started a religion and now I pray to it.